Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Gary's Movie Reviews: Hotel Transylvania, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Total Recall, Men in Black 3 and Tropic Thunder

I love to watch movies, critique them, and decide what I liked, what I didn't like, and why.  For the first part of the year, I didn't get much opportunity to watch a lot, but these days, being a confirmed movie lover, I'm glad I've gotten the opportunity to watch quite a few more!  Here's what I thought of five recent releases, along with a letter grade rating for each.  As usual, the titles link to a trailer (including the trailers for the fake movies from Tropic Thunder)



Grade: B-
For someone who has all the old Universal horror movies – Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula, The Invisible Man, The Mummy, The Wolf Man, and all the sequels – plus such later incarnations as Kenneth Branagh’s version of Frankenstein, the Francis Ford Coppola Dracula, the Brendan Frasier Mummy movies, and even Kevin Bacon as The Hollow Man and Benicio Del Toro’s version of The Wolfman, along with such monster mashes and comedies like Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, Love at First Bite, Van Helsing, The Monster Squad, and a smattering of other products mixing all these elements, from the Underworld franchise to both the English and American versions of Being Human, something like this computer animated romp through that world would be nearly irresistible.


     I actually found it to be similar to a lot of other computer animated films these days – very well animated, and cute at times, and at other times quite chaotic – the only difference being that it’s characters just happen to be comedic takes on old horror movie figures I’ve liked since childhood.  It had an interesting story and enough comedy bits and plot to hold my interest for an hour and a half.  They even managed to throw in a human message or two amid all the monsters.  I may even have to buy it as a Halloween treat, all the while wondering if it couldn’t have been maybe just a bit better if it weren’t quite so little kid wild and frenetic.  Not the best, but I’ll still have to give it a thumbs up.



Grade: D
Critically acclaimed, nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars, this is one of those Oscar films I was anxious to watch.  After having done so, all I can say is, “Ick!”  The little girl, Quvenzhané Wallis as six year old Hushpuppy, gives an amazing performance for such a young child, and I suspect it is really her that people are rallying around as they throw their support and accolades upon this movie.  And I’m sure there are people who actually live like this.  Yet it’s not a way of life much worth preserving if you ask me, and all the adults surrounding young Hushpuppy, particularly her father, are people of low moral character and little common sense.  They’re people stuck in squalor, and liking it that way, and little Hushpuppy will be just like them someday.  I will admit there is a bit of poetry to the writing, and some of the visuals, as some fans and critics have said, but it’s not enough to excuse a film with such horrible characters.  The previews made it seem as if Hushpuppy’s father might have a few redeeming qualities, but he doesn’t.  He’s just a jerk from beginning to end, and Hushpuppy doesn’t have much of a chance.  Neither do any of the children in this community.  This film was a great disappointment.



Grade: B+
The biggest problem I had with this movie was not the movie itself.  It was the critics and the fan base.  Why are they so jaded against a perfectly fine sci fi action film?  Perhaps it’s a little on the long side, with maybe too much action, as some critics have suggested.  However, whereas the first film was a sci fi classic despite its cheesier elements, this one is a toned down, lean machine in the same vein as other less grandiose, yet still highly entertaining, sci fi films such as Minority Report, I, Robot, and The Island.  They’re not the kind of films to compete with the big science fiction epics like some of the modern day Superhero films, the Star Wars franchise, and The Matrix.  I often like my sci fi films to be a bit on the smaller side.  But it’s still the kind of movie the SyFy channel would love to make.  And as such, there is nothing wrong with it.  This film has striking visuals, some great action scenes, a sturdy plot, and Colin Farrell as the hero, Jessica Biel as the heroine, and Kate Beckinsale as the main villain, in a heavily expanded role from that of Sharon Stone in the original.  Plus, Colin Farrell is a better actor than Arnold, and they even managed to keep in a few memorable parts from the original, such as the girl with three boobs and the airport scene where the main character is using modern technology to disguise himself.



Grade: B+ 
I’m sorry.  I realize I'm no spring chicken, but Tommy Lee Jones is starting to look old.  But he still has it, and Will Smith does too.  And this was a return to what made the first movie so great, and is a vast improvement over the last installment.  I loved the time travel angle that allowed Josh Brolin to do a killer impression of Tommy Lee Jones as the young Agent K.  Jemaine Clement as the alien bad guy Boris the Animal was sufficiently menacing and creepy, yet I still preferred Vincent D’Onofrio’s Edgar in the original.  The time travel angle has already been done many times before (the last two Austin Powers movies used it), but that doesn’t mean they didn’t have some fun with it, and here, actor Michael Stuhlbarg almost steals every scene he’s in as the charming, coat clad alien Griffin, who has the ability to see all possible futures and is fascinated by baseball.  Even with some impressive effects, the time travel angle, Will Smith, and Josh Brolin as the young K, the movie wouldn’t have been half as clever or watchable without Stuhlbarg and his delightfully cerebral yet charming alien character!



Grade: C-
Okay, so now I’ve seen it.
     Actually, this Ben Stiller directed film, also starring Ben Stiller, started out quite funny and original before devolving into the usual sort of Stiller shtick.  The first three movie previews, which are supposed to advertise the films of the three main characters, are a laugh riot:  Scorcher VI for Stiller’s action movie character Tug Speedman, The Fatties, Fart 2 for Jack Black’s comedy movie character Jeff Portnoy (an obvious riff on Eddie Murphy’s “The Klumps”), and Satan’s Alley for Robert Downey Jr.’s drama movie character Kirk Lazarus, where he plays a monk in forbidden love with another monk played by Tobey Maguire ("Winner of the Bejing Film Festival's Crying Monkey Award"!).  From there, it focuses on a Vietnam war film being made, with a heavy emphasis on comic gore, and with some snarky Hollywood parodies by the likes of Nick Nolte, Matthew McConaughey, Danny McBride, and particularly Tom Cruise, whose foul-mouthed, over-weight, balding character I didn’t find funny at all.  The film is actually quite similar to the old Steve Martin/Chevy Chase/Martin Short movie The Three Amigos since both films are comedies about actors who think the life and death situation they are in is all part of a movie they are supposed to be making.  If truth be told, The Three Amigos is funnier, not quite as inspired, but definitely less filthy!

     Before the end of the movie, Portnoy reveals a vicious drug addiction; meanwhile, Lazarus, an Australian who has dyed his skin black to play a black sergeant, and Speedman, whose attempt at drama by playing a severely mentally challenged man in Simple Jack was critically panned, begin to lose their identities, and it is up to Jay Baruchel, the film geek, to save them all!  There are still a few inspired bits throughout.  I particularly like how the drug dealers notice Speedman is an actor when he stutters, and realizing he is “Simple Jack”, they force him to redo the whole stupid movie for them.  Yet wrapped up in all of it is a high silliness factor that Stiller just has a hard time shaking.  As real as they tried to make it seem, both for the fictional film they were making and the “real” events that find these clueless actors stranded in the middle of a drug war, I’m afraid it’s ultimately not believable for a second.  And though the beginning bits were pretty darned hilarious, the rest of it, I’m afraid, was only mildly fun, and occasionally repulsive, particularly Jack Black's character as he goes through some nasty withdrawals! 


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