I love movies, but certainly not all movies. Some are mildly bad, some are really bad, some are so bad they’re actually good, and some,
inexplicably, draw big stars and big names to them and yet stink up our movie
theaters and DVD players for months, just as Oprah Winfrey’s pet project Beloved, based on a famed Toni Morrison
novel, happened to do! I have no doubt
the novel might just be interesting and perhaps thought provoking, but it’s not
The Help, and the movie was a mess!
The list below contains
films I saw when I started documenting which movies I loved and hated back in
1999, and features, among others, a few forgettable romances, disappointing
horror films, The Avengers (not the
new one, but the movie remake of the old TV series), and even the first Star Trek motion picture!
Star
Trek: The Motion Picture
It wasn’t worth the wait. This thing has none of the qualities that
made the original series such a cherished treasure. The original series cast looks tired and old,
in their new uniforms that look like pajamas, the atmosphere is passionless and
dull, and about ¾ of the movie is a series of bloated, over-budget special
effects and the casts’ reaction, staring out the main bridge view screen with
awe and wonder and fascination. Just how
many times do we need to see Sulu widen his eyes with his mouth gaping open, or
Spock raise his eyebrow, or bald guest star Persis Khambatta put her fingers to
her chin as she contemplates the effects taking place on the main view
screen. Enough!
Real Genius
Got it for Christmas, and it was
passably enjoyable, but definitely not a keeper. I’ve seen star Val Kilmer do better in many
other films. In retrospect, this is just
one of dozens of forgettable 80’s teen comedies. Ferris
Bueller it isn’t. It’s not even Revenge of the Nerds.
John Carpenter’s Vampires
Some of my friends liked this one
more than Blade, but oh, not me! Vampires
was missing the style of Blade, and
without style and mood and lavish productions like the aforementioned films,
like Interview with the Vampire, then
the vampires just wind up looking silly.
Take
From Dusk Till Dawn as a case in
point. The movie is very good up to and
including the very hot dance that Selma Hayek does with a snake, using her foot
as a glass by putting it in Quentin Tarantino’s mouth and pouring liquor down
her leg! Then she goes through some
quick, special effects CGI transformation and attacks him, and from that point
on, the story changes gears rapidly, with the style and mood sustained through
the first half chucked out of the window in favor of silly and stupid vampires
without any personality or style. The
entire second half of this movie is moronic!
The vampires are absurd here, and not the fleshed out, living entities
of Interview with the Vampire, Bram
Stoker’s Dracula, Near Dark, or even, yes, Blade! The vampires in these
better films are more than just mindless monsters; they’re characters. The vampires in John Carpenter’s Vampires are not the seemingly real creatures of Interview with the Vampire, complete
with wants, and fears, and emotions, but are more like the idiotic, cardboard
zombie creatures of From Dusk Till Dawn.
Bed of Roses
This thing was vapid, seemed
short, and lacked the characters and emotions of a really good film. As romance films go, few get down and dirty
with real characters, preferring wistful storybook romance over
full-fledged, real people. If you want
characters with substance and more than one or two dimensions, look elsewhere.
City of Angels
Does this movie understand the
cosmic themes of the afterlife, or was it just a chance for Hollywood to put
two of its most bankable romantic leads into a movie about a woman who falls in
love with a literal angel? I can
certainly understand why a movie like this might appeal to the studios and
audiences, especially with Meg Ryan and Nicholas Cage attached as the two
leads, yet ultimately, this movie has an angel giving up eternity in heaven
with God for a short existence with Meg Ryan.
Even Satan wouldn’t be so foolish, and this movie simply felt wrong
(though some women I’ve talked to believe it is the ultimate romance, a story
where a woman finds out the man who loves her is actually an angel who is
willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to be with her!). Then what do we make of that ending [SPOILER
ALERT!] where he falls from heaven, and then she’s killed, leaving him alone
and fallen? Was it divine retribution
for caring about a human more than his creator?
Divine retribution doesn’t make for warm-hearted romance, and I don’t
understand how these women who defend it can possibly like that ending!
Snake Eyes
I loved Nicolas Cage’s action
trio The Rock, Face/Off, and Con Air.
I didn’t care for his Oscar winning Leaving
Las Vegas. Now, with City of Angels and this Brian De Palma
film, he rolls snake eyes. While the
first was an immoral as well as bland romance, Snake Eyes was a bland De Palma thriller, and [SPOILER ALERT!] even
Gary Sinise as the surprise bad guy can’t do much with it. Carrie
remains De Palma’s best, though the ultra-violent Scarface and the underrated comedy Wise Guys are very close seconds, and almost everything else was
slow, strange, and dreamy, from his early thrillers like Sisters and Obsession, to
later ones that came along after Carrie,
like The Fury, Dressed to Kill, Blow Out,
Body Double, and Raising Cain. No wonder he switched over into other genres
with films like The Untouchables, Mission
Impossible, and Casualties of War
(and even these films were mostly technical, with De Palma more worried about
editing and camera trickery than the actual story he was trying to tell). With his thrillers, even his fans describe
him as a second rate Alfred Hitchcock, and Snake
Eyes doesn’t do anything to dispel that description.
Beloved
This Oprah Winfrey piece of trash
stunk up Terry’s basement for a month!
What is Oprah Winfrey doing making complete garbage like this for? It was disgusting, and their attempts at deep
philosophy and social commentary just wind up looking not just stupid, but
completely brain dead, like its main character, Beloved.
Pleasentville
This film is one up on Beloved simply because it was infinitely
more colorful and dazzling, with a tremendous cast including Toby McGuire,
Reese Witherspoon, William H. Macy, Joan Allen, and Jeff Daniels. However, what we saw was an extremely
pro-liberal, anti-conservative story with some very pretty window
dressing. The whole thing was designed
to make people think morality is a bad thing, and that the oppression of
freedom, any freedom, harkens back to the days society was segregated and
blacks were treated like second class citizens.
I understand the themes of suffrage, and the need to struggle against
the tyranny of people who shove their vision of moral perfection on everyone
else, but by the same token, I know we can’t just allow people to live any
damned old way they feel like, or society will rot like worms in an apple. But no matter what I feel about this movie, I
will have to admit, it did something Beloved
tried to do, but failed: no matter what
side of the political fence I’m on, Pleasentville
at least made me think. I can at least
look at the movie and be able to tell what the filmmakers were attempting, and
be able to at least compliment them for being intelligent, and for making an
original, creative, and intelligent movie.
I still don’t know what they were trying to do with Beloved!
Mary Reilly
I’ve wanted to see this movie
ever since it came out. I had been
enjoying some modern versions of classic horror stories, and I was anticipating
seeing this retelling of the “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” story from the point of
view of the doctor’s maid, and starring Julia Roberts as Mary and John
Malkovich as Jekyll & Hyde. But boy
was it dreary, and depressing, and boring!
Jekyll should have been more noble, and Hyde should have been more
ruthless and psychotic, and Mary should have been more emotionally invested,
especially with Dr. Jekyll, but like the audience, she seemed rather uninterested
and passé about the whole affair. A
misstep at best.
The Avengers
Not the new superhero movie. These reviews are all from 1999, so this is
the big movie remake of the old TV series about two super-sleuths, starring
Ralph Fiennes as John Steed and Uma Thurman as Emma Peel. Based on the initial buzz surrounding the
film, I was expecting it to be just horrendous, but curiosity got the better of
me, and truthfully, it was a mess, but a pretty mess. Some of the scenes were just bizarre, like those
involving the life-sized Teddy Bears, and I much preferred the old series with
Patrick McGee and Diana Rigg. Hearing that
classic theme music made me want to watch some of the old shows again.
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